ECKLEBURG
2004-01-02 - 1:11 p.m.
So, when I someday (far, far in the future) get older and graying, I am apparently going to be very appreciative of my wife’s penchant for older men. For example, I don’t have to worry about going grey, because I’ll just reminder her of Sean Connery. If I go bald, I will only remind her of Patrick Stewart. If I get all senile and hairy, I’ll resemble Dumbledore. If I become a stodgy British guy, I’ll be reminiscent of Giles, and if I get overly educated and start repeating the same useless information every 30 minutes, I’ll remind her of Anderson Cooper.
Unfortunately, I am currently heading toward Jaba the Hut-ish-ness, which is why I am on the Atkins diet. I actually ate an entire package of bacon today.
